one day I’m going to ask a celebrity for a pic and they’re going to be like sure and them I’ll hand them a camera and pose with a stranger
Woops.
Mom saw porn on the dash.“Are those people’s butts??”
“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)
“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”
OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.
NONE.
NO BUTTS.
that one person who adds a comment to every single post they reblog
The fairly oddparents tried really hard to be racially diverse
- if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear
The first thing that I thought of when I saw this was that episode where the grown ass prisoners dressed up as the powerpuff girls to escape jail
